What can melt your heart?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

Talks with kids.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Everyone - okay didi.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Me- (keep laughing)

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

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He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Scene- oath ceremony

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Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

He- (blank face)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

What can melt your heart?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Shruti Verma

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

Me- (laughs)